WOOSH! Was that an Olympic downhill skier or the month of February that just sped by us at 80mph? In a month as short and fast as this, you could be forgiven (this time) for[…]
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“It is not the critic who counts: not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena…”
Is this a sign of economic recovery or of the apocalypse? In either case, it looks like at least some folks are hiring. That is, if you can roller skate, bounce drunks, and do tax[…]
From Mardi Gras yesterday to a Saints Super Bowl win nine days prior, it seems like the bon temps are rouler New Orleans’ way. And to think that all this good fortune is due to[…]
“God is love.”
– I John 4:16b
“Love is all you need.”
– John Lennon
I had an idea recently: maybe I should use some popular internet search keywords and search engine optimization to draw more visitors to Hey Porter!.
But then I wondered, is that really the right thing to do?
So I asked myself ‘what would Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston, or a busload of Scandinavian coeds do?’
What I don’t know can be learned. What I do know can’t be taught.
“People almost invariably arrive at their beliefs not on the basis of proof but on the basis of what they find attractive.”
From De L’Art De Persuader (“On the Art of Persuasion”)
‘Grammys, not people, should sit on a shelf,’
thought Horton and then he said to himself…
“I’ll just have to save him. I’ll be brave and bold.
For a band is band, no matter how old.”