Failed Dr. Seuss Book Titles
'I do not like them...'
Dr. Seuss’ birthday was yesterday, so this entry is late. Then again, so is the good doctor, so I say it’s a wash.
It could be argued that Mr. Geisel contributed more to children’s literature than perhaps any other person (sorry, Franklin W. Dixon). But even a genius of his magnitude doesn’t bat a thousand. How do I know this? Because I recently discovered a list of unproduced Seuss book concepts, ideas that didn’t make the cut.
I think you’ll see why.
Failed Dr. Seuss Book Titles
- One Drink, Two Drink, Red Drinks, Blue Drinks
- Green Eggs and Crack
- Oh, The Places You’ll Wake Up!
- Barak Obama and the Bumpy, Lumpy Llama
- How The Grinch Stole Yom Kippur
- Mein Kampf
Got your own idea for a failed Dr. Seuss book title? Let’s hear ‘em in Comments!
- Matthew Porter
PS: If you missed last month’s Hey Porter! tribute to (okay, ‘ripoff of’) Dr. Seuss, check it out here.
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-the cat in the oven
-mcelligot’s stool
-didn’t i see you on the corner of mullberry street?
-thidwick, the big farting moose
-is that a wocket in your pocket?
wow…i can’t believe how many books he had written…it’s a pretty impressive list!
http://www.bellaonline.com/articles/art17873.asp
LOL… good work, sir. Thanks for throwing in. And yeah, wow… did not realize Teddy G was so prolific. I am impressed with him all over again.
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