Since it’s St. Patrick’s Day, I thought we’d take a trip to the vault for this little gem, a comedy bit I wrote that was aired on Steve Brown, Etc. ten years ago today:

Oh glorious beer, Oh frothy pint
With body gold and head so white
Please don’t make me pick a fight
And help me be witty on Ladies’ Night

Oh glorious beer, ‘neath heavenly foam
Don’t let me pass out too far from home
And if I am rude as I drunkenly roam
Don’t let them harm this wee beer-buzzed gnome

Oh glorious beer, Oh frothy pint
Bestow on me thine amber light
Give me slurred speech and blurry sight
I know I’ll hug the toilet tonight

- Matthew Porter

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