Hey Porter! -- January Roundup

January has come and gone and thus the first full month of Hey Porter! is in the books. Missed any articles? Not to worry; here’s a summary of what we discussed…

It’s A New Year: Time To Lose Our Big ‘Buts’
Pee Wee Herman… is there anything he can’t teach us?

Welcome to Hey Porter!
That’s right, I made the welcome the second entry, not the first.

I Don’t Like Big ‘Buts’ (And I Cannot Lie)
Three ordinary dudes who accomplished extraordinary things.

Great Quote Monday — Alvin Toffler
Don’t know what the ‘futurist’ gig pays, but Mr. Toffler earned his keep with this quote.

Matthew’s Big ‘But’
No, I spelled it correctly. Seriously. Stop laughing.

Found Comedy — Lost In Translation
Still don’t know if this was on purpose or not…

Great Quote Monday — Abraham Lincoln
Whether he said this or not, Lincoln is the man.

Better Writing In 2 Minutes (Or Less) — Seriously
Results guaranteed or your money back!

Great Quote Monday — Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Sometimes the quote’s so good, you don’t need a setup or dissection.

Rock Music vs. Proper English
Don’t know if I made it clear in my approach, but I think the songs are better with the wrong grammar.

Conan O’Brien — Vaya Con Dios, Coco
My eulogy to the brief, shining comet that was Conan’s tenure as host of The Tonight Show.

Great Quote Monday — Ronald Reagan Library
Mr. Reagan, we miss you more with each passing day…

Love From CA #8 — Ronald Reagan Presidential Library
Matthew + crappy smartphone video = AWESOME!

Help Haiti Fast
The Merry Monk goes all in again, this time for a really great cause. Please join him.

- Matthew Porter

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