Can You Pour Shots? Do Tax Prep? You’re Hired!
Weirdest CL post I've ever read. And that's saying something.
Is this a sign of economic recovery or of the apocalypse? In either case, it looks like at least some folks are hiring.
That is, if you can roller skate, bounce drunks, and do tax preparation.
Interested? Below are excerpts from an actual Craigslist ad (I’ve highlighted some of my favorite parts).
“Now Hiring Roller skating Go-go Gals (Orlando, FL)
Date: 2010-02-16, 3:44PM EST
Reply to: job-thpbs-12201285355813@craigslist.org
We are now hiring nine Rollerskating Go-go Gals for a new Roller skating rink opening called, “Miss Bambi’s Roller-rama.”
Desired Qualifications:
-Knowledge of how to Rollerskate major plus
-Simple addition skills may be required.
-Love of people and rollerskating
-Bachelor’s degree preferred, but not required
Dutys include:
-Pouring shots while rollerskating at the same time
-Booting overly intoxicated guests from the skating floor
-Tax preparation
-Dressing up for themed nights, to include cavewoman, teddybear, oompa loompa, and nuns. Regular uniform will be a bikini.
Please note, we offer daycare on site.”
Oh, man. I can already tell you have some funny lines to add to this story, so I declare this an Open Source Comedy entry. Drop us a comment by hitting ‘reply’ now.
Have a great weekend. See you bright and early next week for Great Quote Monday!
- Matthew Porter
10 Responses to “Can You Pour Shots? Do Tax Prep? You’re Hired!”
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This is so bizarre it leaves me at a loss to add anything. It may be pure comedy the way it is. However, I will enter my prayer cell in the Merry Monastery and see if our Father has an angle we haven’t thought of.
wow…
I like the layout of your website.
Thanks, Jennifer. Site’s not totally done yet, but I like what we have so far. Stop by again soon.
Matthew Porter
Excellent post I must say… Keep up the awesome work!
Thanks, Booker.
Matthew Porter
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Thank you, Modesto. That’s some of the nicest spam I’ve gotten in the a long time.
- Matthew Porter
Wonderful site.
Thanks, Jeanine. Don’t be a stranger.
Matthew Porter